Snapple Observer

Snappy the Cap here, reporting for the Snapple Observer. I've been pip-pip-popping around the Smith House lately, and it's been a zoo! Not only are there toddlers, moody teenagers, and angry parents, but a huge, prowling, senile cat! The cat doesn't pay too much attention to me, being a quote, unquote, "Inanimate Object," but, you never want to see this cat in action whilst he tries finding that field mouse in the backyard. It's gross, the way he plays with his food, almost as if someone is popping our safety tab to the point it's unpoppable. Well, I will keep in touch with you guys back in the vending machine, but for now, this is Snappy the Cap, Snapple Observer, signing off.